Episode 1 is active: Notice of Maturity
Project Dry Run · Public feasibility study
The Dundee Baby has grown up.
At 62, the original Dundee Baby is evaluating Dundee as the possible home of a new Grown-Up Products Division. The work is real. The presentation is unnecessarily official.
From baby model to Model Citizen
One man. Three titles. Several garments.
The Dundee Baby continued his modelling career as San Tropat, one of Juan Vizadic’s Men of the Years. His next role is the Dundee Model Citizen—Provisional.
He has come to evaluate Dundee. Dundee must now evaluate him. Together, they will examine whether a useful grown-up product can be designed, tested and made around here while creating paid local opportunities.
Read the continuing model story →Dundee Personal Weatherproof
Model Citizen No. 1
A discreet, washable absorbent undergarment intended initially for light bladder leakage.
Working promise: Designed not to be noticed.
Seven episodes
The public feasibility study
Notice of Maturity
The Baby opens the Dundee inquiry.
The Slightly Irregular Laboratory
Dignity, comfort, design and evidence.
Dundee Field Conditions
Weather, seating, tea and trouser confidence.
Location Scouting
Could the Grown-Up Division go here?
Dundee Model Citizens
Paid portraits of local character and confidence.
The Public Hearing
Evidence for, against and gloriously beside the point.
The Dundee Recommendation
The decision, impact report and seaside spade.
Real measures
The score that matters
Comic indicators live elsewhere. These figures will report actual community value as the inquiry proceeds.
Public communications
Latest from the file
Notice of Maturity: the Dundee inquiry is open
The Baby Products Division acknowledges the passage of time and opens an inquiry of exceptional civic importance.
What Project Dry Run will actually measure
Seven public episodes, real employment measures and a clear boundary between theatre and evidence.
Ride along with the inquiry
Follow the work as Dundee businesses, makers and residents help determine whether the idea should proceed.
Departmental bulletin
Receive each finding.
One email when something material happens. No personal weather report required.
